corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

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@Harry_styles: Platform Niall and three quarters.

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cunts-twats-bitches:

my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

The adorableness

cunts-twats-bitches:

my-milkshake-brings:

southernbelle-raisinhell:

THIS IS A FUCKING WOMBAT OMFG

wombat nananananananananana wombat

The adorableness

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sithlordtennant:

For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

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